Don’t be the fat girl at a gang bang, guys.
The tall thin blonde ones get a queue while you could probably turn into a pot plant and no one would notice. Except for exhibit one who happened to be there. Tried his whole counting down to an orgasm thing too. Ugh. Get fucked.
I could have been in my friends kitchen eating antipasto and bitching about her ex girl friend and our passive aggressive hitleresque boss. But no. The gang bangs have been a lot of fun before. I was looking forward to it.
I shaved.
I fucking shaved.
That shit takes effort. Shallow ass bastards. None of them were exactly super models, but we’re supposed to feel lucky to have them grant us with their cock. Nope. Get fucked.
I’ve gone from being sad to being cranky.
Thank god for hot builder booty call on the way home. Helped soothe my bruised ego and scratch and itch.
Gonna just mutter for the next few days about societies perception of the perfect body and how it’s damaging women everywhere and brainwashing people into thinking only one shape is desirable. And also all men are bastards. But that’ll wear off quickly. I know too many good men.
But for now, I leave you with the queen. One bad ass mother fucker who won’t take any shit. Do you think she ever lays in bed, pulls the covers up to her chin and says, ‘look Phillip! I’m a stamp!’?
Museum of my Sex Life 
Sounds interesting! Not keen on humiliation then?
Would be keen to hear of the whole event, and how you got into the lifestyle…
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Humiliation at the hands of a/my dom is very different to that situation. One serves a purpose.
I got into the lifestyle a long time ago. I may do a post about it, it’s a long story.
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Perhaps a misguided comment. Apologies for that.
Do you find the men that attend these events more alpha male, or more needy?
What role do you see yourself as?
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A lot seem to be quite reserved. A lot hang back and seem to be nervous about joining in. Those that came as a couple jump in pretty eagerly but the single guys seem to be quite reserved.
I’m a sub/little, but in these situations I don’t really drop into these roles, I don’t know the guys well enough to be vulnerable with them.
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I imagine having a masked orgy would be an easier setup. And one where the roles of each are predefined so everyone can get into the swing of things… pun intended
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Haha I think that’s where swingers parties are more fun, more even ratio, everyone has someone to cling to if needed, they tend to be more chilled.
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